
Life in Dubai is like living in a hot air gas balloon. It has all the levity, uncertainty, buoyancy mixed with a good dose of optimism and complete faith in your guide. Inshallah!
Now for those who don't know Dubai is one of the 7 emirates that make up the
United Arab Emirates. Its a country of contradictions, you have the in your face retail culture of Dubai and just down at the emirate of Abu Dhabi (also the national capital) there is an elegant calm. Further north there's Fujairah sharing its coast with the Gulf of Oman, here you can see more of the old world charm.


A little departure from food today, and for the rest of you and those coming over from
BATW here's a little about the tiny
emirate of Dubai I call home (away from home), in conversation with I, me, myself.
Q. Its so hot here in the summers I am getting a headache, what should I do?
A. It could be migraine, go to a doctor, there are a few here who do more than nose jobs, liposuction, collagen injections, and laser therapy.
Q. I am bored what are my options?
A. Plenty - there are approximately 24 malls and counting in Dubai.

Q. There's no park near my place, where can I play with my kids?
A. There's always the parking.
Q. I feel like the king of the world!
Q. So are you the same Khadi wearing idealistic Indian?
A. I am afraid I have switched to lycra, ditched the Bata chappals and straightened my hair.
Q. Eeeeew!
A. I still go to Fabindia to buy my soaps. Does that count?
Q. So what do you do to stay out of trouble?
A. Dress decently generally and while at the beach, and don't snog in public unless you want to become (in)famous like the sex on the beach couple. Q. I heard obesity is a big problem in the UAE?
A. Heck no! its hypertension, diabetes, and heart disease that's the no. one killer here.
Q. I miss my friends!
A. Don't look for Orkut, its a no no!
Q. What about Flickr?
A. That too.

Q. I am so bored and I miss my friends!
A. Say hello to your Pakistani, Lebanese, Srilankan, Eqyptian, African, Bangladeshi, Russian, Phillippino neighbours, my friend.
Q. What? no British?
A. Not where I live, check Jumeirah or the Meadows... or the beach.
Q. Why do I feel there are too many of us?
A. Because there are! the expat local ratio is 80:20.
Q. Why do I not see any camels?
A. They are all racing at Nad Al Sheba. But habibi if you want to really see wild camels head to the desert.

Q. You know I have this image about Arabia...
A. Its not Arabia, there are countries here like Bahrain, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Morocco, Oman, Palestine, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Syria, Tunisia, Turkey, United Arab Emirates and Yemen. Throw out that Lawrence of Arabia VHS from your closet.
Q. I heard Arab men are really romantic.
A. I wouldn't know I am married to an Indian.
Q. I am really bored now... is there any wild life here?
A. There are some seedy nightclubs in the 'grey' underbelly of Dubai that specialise in the sort of bellydancing you seem to be hinting at.
Q. No seriously I mean wildlife - as in lions, tigers!
A. Ah ok... there's the Dubai Zoo, the aquarium at the Dubai Mall, the Atlantis Palm has 'rescued' a whale shark - the poor guy's posing for photographs for his food over there. Why do you ask? you interested in buying some? that can be arranged too.
Q. Stop kidding... and please continue...
A. Ok then let me give you the larger picture... there's the natural desert wildlife in UAE and some populations of arabian oryx, leopard out in the desert. UAE's coastal mangroves are the most extensive in the region. Though falconry is a part of the culture here, a lot is being done to ensure enough numbers of its prey the houbara bustard survives in the wild. In Dubai and the Northern Emirates - there's the Gulf Coast and the mangroves. You can do a bit of birdwatching here at Ras Al Khor and then for more desert ecology head out to the dunes and the mountains of Hajar.
Q. I've heard of the shopping there, is it fun?
A. Are you kidding it is a serious part of culture!
Q. I am bored.
A. Then get out! It was fun having your around though. And come again, Dubai does that to people - I know!